Pam the Donkey Trader
Meet Diane and Jack (sounds catchier to say it the other way). |
We were watching the TA&M Aggies play in
whatever bowl game they were in a few weeks ago with some friends. They are also neighbors and at some point the discussion turned to the small herd of donkeys they had recently been gifted a few months ago. Six of the creatures had appeared in their pasture one day and they had just let them call it home. Pam mentioned she would like to have a couple (Donkeys hate Coyotes-and dogs in general-and go out of their way to run them off) and in a few minutes had traded a couple of never used Williams Sonoma table cloths straight up for two donkeys.
Now a few years ago, Pam would have been incapable of making such a wily trade and probably would have considered the table cloths of higher value than the donkeys. This is concrete proof of how far she has come in her critical thinking skills and value considerations since moving to the country. Simply put, Coyotes have no fear of table cloths regardless of who markets them. While our friend's table may look good I'm afraid they've left some portion of their land open to Coyote predations. We are resting easy as Jack and Diane are on 24-hour patrol at Tres Colinas.
I got 270 can I get 275?
Cattle pens filled for the auction |
As I am a few months away from having calves to sell, I felt it was a good idea to make a pre-sale excursion to the Caldwell Livestock Commission (local cattle auction). This wasn't my first exposure to an auction but it was my first in over fifty years. I don't know if its Texas or the fifty years but things have changed some. I took Pam's Dad thinking he would be some help in following what I thought would be fast paced blur of activity. I wanted to get there early to have a chance to look over the cattle that would be auctioned. Wayne wanted to get their early to have lunch. It seems one of the services they offer is a lunch café. We did spend a few minutes looking over the cattle but Wayne had already spied King Ranch Chicken Casserole on the marker board menu so the bovines would have to wait until we ate. I met several of the local cattlemen who probably have been meeting there for lunch every Wednesday for most of the last fifty years.
A Longhorn in the auction ring |
When people I had worked with and other friends first heard I was moving to rural Texas many questioned how I would "fit in" or whether I would be happy. I always found this concern amusing. I guess their perspective of me was based on the various career roles I had filled as a healthcare executive. The people in Caldwell are much like those I grew up around in West Kentucky-hard working, God fearing, give the shirt off their back to someone who needs it kind of people. I may not be as good as some them just yet but I am comfortable and happy being around them.
The auction occurs in a stadium seat indoor arena. A heifer/cow/steer/bull is run through the ring about every 20 seconds so things move pretty fast. On a few occasions, bidders were still working on an animal that had been in the ring 1-2 behind the current animal. I still don't know if they skipped them and brought them around again later. The Auctioneer was fast and non-stop and some cows were sold by the hundred pound and some by total cow (also not sure what determined that). Wayne wasn't much help either but he enjoyed the lunch. I think it will be fine taking calves there to sell but I'm not ready to buy any in that manner yet. A couple of Pam's first cousins are very active in the cattle business so I plan to hook up with them when I get ready to buy any more cattle.
Group cleanup of a new born calf |
We did have another calf born on January 20 bringing our tally so far to four bull calves and one heifer. I noticed the cow was down by herself at the back of the pen and when I walked behind her I saw two front hooves protruding. I gave her about 30 more minutes and decided she wasn't making much progress. When I got behind her, she spooked, got up and walked across the pen. Another contraction hit her and she dropped to the ground again. I could see the calve's nose sticking out by now. I slipped the ends of a five foot piece of rope over each hoove just above the ankle joint. With the next contraction I pulled out and down (toward the cow's feet) and the calf slid out easily. The other cows rushed over to clean up the calf while I got the mother up. It was a good thing I was there to help as the calf was in the 65+ pound range. She probably would have had it by herself but it would have exhausted her (first time mother).
Mother and son having a first nose-to-nose encounter |
There are 2-3 more that are "springers" (getting ready to have a calf) and a couple that appear not to have successfully conceived. I am thinking about selling them as they don't earn their keep unless they produce calves. I'd like to get to 18-20 cow producing calves but since my production has mostly been bulls it will take a few years or I'll have to buy them. Cattle are expensive as the drought years reduced Texas beef herds by more than a million head.
Garden Plans
OK, I guess you can't see my garden plan but I have one. Based on last year's experience, I've cut back to the crops that produced the best or that I want the most. These are: corn, tomatoes, okra, cucumbers, squash, sweet potatoes, cantaloupes, water melons and pumpkins. I still plan to go bigger in future years but still need more improvement in the garden soil quality. I got tired of carrying loads of cow manure to the garden so I removed the middleman (myself) and moved four pregnant cows to the garden. They've been happily spreading hay and manure (great compost) throughout the garden for the last three months. I plan to have it ready for planting by the third week of March.
Herb garden
We planted a small herb garden outside the back door and have had great success so far. I used pots and tubs for Rosemary, Basil, Thyme, Mint, Parsley and Garlic. I had to put a piece of fence wire over the garlic tub as the cats decided it would be a great place to lie in the sun. Once I got them away from it, the garlic has done well. I chose Elephant Garlic as it does best in our climate.
Darts
All work and no play makes one dull so I decided to unpack the dart board and tune up my throwing skills. The boys and I used to play darts regularly so I had most of the equipment. As it would be set up in the barn, I decided it needed a cabinet to keep out the dust, dirt dawbers, etc. so I rounded up some scrap lumber left over from other projects and put a cabinet together. A little dab of stain and varnish here and there to make it look like aged barn wood and I had a sturdy and protective cabinet for the dartboard.
There is talk of getting up a monthly dart game/beer night for some of the neighbors (The FM 2000 Group) so I'll have to brush up my throwing skills so as not to be embarrassed. And yes, that is a beer opener mounted just to the right of the board. Darts can be exhausting so it's critical to have refreshment close at hand at all times during a match.
Tree Swing
I also hung a tree swing for the girls (or anyone else) from the
Post Oak behind the house. I had a spectacular one at the house in Knoxville. It was hung from a huge branch at least 25 feet above the ground and had an exhilarating swing arc due to its height. I had to tie a string around a football and then to the rope to get that one hung. This one is a bit more tame at around thirteen feet above the ground but should still provide some fun for anyone willing to give it a try.
I heard Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow calling for six more weeks of winter. I don't think that will bear true in Texas as we've had a mild winter, at least compared to last year. Most days have been in the 50's and 60's with a few in the 70's. We've had a frost or two but that's about it, so I expect Spring will be here by the end of February with Summer by mid-April. But no need to get ahead of myself as I plan to keep enjoying the mild weather while its here. Hope you are doing well too.